**CONTAINS SPOILERS**
Tonight’s episode of AEW DYNAMITE was broadcast live from the Chesapeake Arena in Baltimore, MD!
Excalibur, Tony Schiavone, and “The Human Suplex Machine” Taz were the broadcast team for tonight’s event.
It’s Wednesday night and you know what that means!
Darby Allin vs. Jay Lethal (with Satnam Singh & Sonjay Dutt)!
Darby didn’t wait for Lethal to make his way down the ramp. They brawled all over ringside. Darby whipped Lethal into the steel guardrail. Satnam stepped in the way of Darby and Lethal, preventing Darby from hitting a tope suicida.
Lethal catapulted Darby into the steel ring steps! Lethal locked on the figure four leglock outside the ring. Lethal stomped on the back of Darby’s knee. Lethal dumped Darby with a German Suplex on the ring apron!
Lethal was looking to drop the King’s Elbow but Darby countered with a crucifix. Darby avoided the Lethal Injection and countered with a rear naked choke! Lethal got to his feet and backed Darby into the turnbuckles. Darby released the choke and came over the top with a stunner to Lethal!
Darby rocketed out of the ring with a tope suicida at Satnam Singh but Singh didn’t even budge! The ref ejected Satnam and Sonjay from ringside!
A man in Sting’s coat, wearing a Sting mask, distracted Darby while Lethal hit Darby with a bat and then the Lethal Injection. Jay Lethal pinned Darby!
The impostor dressed as Sting entered the ring. The man unmasked and it was Cole Karter from the Factory!
Sting’s music hit but Jeff Jarrett jumped into the ring and leveled Darby with a guitar shot!
Jarrett: “Darby Allin, you just got a lesson from the Last Outlaw. Whatever you worship, Darby, it becomes your weakness. Sting has become your biggest weakness.
“And now that I’ve got Darby Allin out of the way, I’ve got a message not only for the entire AEW roster, not only for Schiavone. This goes to the insane, the rabid, the delusional AEW fanbase.
“My family got into the professional wrestling business in 1946. That means for over 75 years, three generations, wherever the Jarrett’s went, we left an impact! I can assure you from day one, my fingerprints, my father’s, my grandmother’s fingerprints, have been all over AEW. And I can assure you before I’m done with this place, there’s going to be full body bags. You can choke on that slapnuts!”
AEW World Championship Eliminator Match!
AEW World Champion Jon Moxley vs. Lee Moriarty (with The Firm’s Stokely Hathaway)!
“All Ego” Ethan Page joined the commentary team for this match.
Lee and Mox exchanged round kicks until Mox blasted him with a big forearm! Moxley bit the skull of Moriarty. He followed up with an overhead throw for a near fall on Moriarty.
Moxley charged at Moriarty but Moriarty sidestepped him and Mox crashed into the steel ring post! Mox and Moriarty traded heavy elbow strikes. Lee hit a springboard onto Mox. Lee grounded and pounded Moxley.
Moxley endured stomps from Moriarty and fought back to his feet. Mox nailed Moriarty with the King Kong Lariat. Moxley drilled Lee with a cutter for a near fall!
Moriarty popped up with a knee strike to Mox. The champ grabbed a double wrist lock and then transitioned into an arm bar but Moriarty locked on the Border City Stretch. Moxley rolled and cradled Lee for a near fall. Mox finally locked in the arm bar and forced Lee Moriarty to tap out!
Ethan Page sprinted to the ring and blindsided Moxley with a boot!
Renee Paquette had a sit-down interview with Dr. Britt Baker and Saraya…except Baker didn’t show up as scheduled!
Saraya: “Baker doesn’t care. She should be lucky she even had this interview. But there’s something special about AEW and I wanted to be a part of it. Once the timing came around, it was perfect. And I felt like I could give more to it.
“I’m gonna save this for next week. Because there’s one more doctor I’m going to consult on this.”
Tony Schiavone was backstage with William Regal.
Regal: “You still have a long way to go, dear Max. At FULL GEAR, all the potential in the world won’t help you become the AEW Worle Champion when you have to face a real demon, Jon Moxley!”
Daddy Ass’s Birthday Bash!
AEW World Tag Team Champions The Acclaimed—Max Caster and Anthony Bowens—with Billy!
Billy’s hands were all taped up from the attack by Swerve last week.
There was a table set up in the ring.
Bowens: “It’s been a very tough week for us all because last week sneaky Swerve did some damage to Daddy Ass’s fingers and now he can’t scissor. But we’re starting this off hot…”
Caster: “Check out the Acclaimed’s foam scissor fingers!”
Bowens: “Who wants to give Daddy Ass a gift? Max, grab a gift. You’ve accomplished a lot in your career. You’re a hall of famer and a stand-up guy. And you are the world’s greatest daddy!”
Caster presented a trophy to Daddy Ass.
Bowens: “And we have one final gift. Max and I have filed a ton of paperwork and we have a certificate of adoption. All we need is a signature from you. What do you think?”
Billy: “I get to be your daddy!?”
Austin and Colten Gunn interrupted the Birthday Bash, upset that they didn’t get invited to their father’s birthday party. W. Morrissey leveled Billy from behind with a high boot and then the Gunns beat down the Acclaimed!
FTR—Dax Harwood and Cash Wheeler came to the ring to even up the odds! The Firm took a powder.
FTR handed the AEW World Tag Team belts to the Acclaimed.
Tony Schiavone was backstage with Dr. Britt Baker and Jamie Hayter!
Baker: “Welcome to my interview on my time. We just want to wrestle. Find us a tag team to wrestle on Friday. Let’s do it.”
ROH World Championship Match!
“The Ocho” Chris Jericho (c.) (with Jake Hager and ROH Pure Champion Daniel Garcia) vs. A Former ROH Champion!
Jericho said he was ready for this open challenge.
Jericho: “Who’s it gonna be? Show yourself!”
Colt “Boom Boom” Cabana came out to accept the challenge!
The fans chanted “Welcome Back!”
Cabana took the fight right to Jericho! Cabana collided with Jericho, taking Jericho off his feet with a shoulder tackle! Jericho bailed out of the ring. Cabana chased Jericho and Jericho hit Colt with a chop.
Cabana tried for the Chicago Skyline but he and Jericho tumbled out of the ring and onto the cold arena floor!
Jericho tried for the Walls of Jericho but Colt countered with an inside cradle for a near fall. Jericho poked Colt in the eyes. Colt dodged the Judas Effect. Colt put Jericho in the Billy Goat’s Curse! Colt attempted the Superman pin but Hager grabbed Colt to save Jericho. Colt moonsaulted onto Hager and Garcia. Jericho blasted Cabana with the Code Breaker and pinned him!
Matt Menard and Angelo Parker grabbed Ian Riccaboni from the broadcast booth. Claudio tackled Jericho, coming to Ian’s aid! Bryan Danielson sprinted out to help Claudio. Wheeler Yuta than ran out and it was basically the Blackpool Combat Club against the Jericho Appreciation Society until security separated the two factions!
All-Atlantic Championship Match!
Orange Cassidy (c.)
vs. AEW World Trios Champ Rey Fenix (with Alex Abrahantes)
vs. Luchasaurus (with Christian Cage)!
Rey Fenix and Orange charged at Luchasaurus. The big dino fought back but Orange and Fenix sent Luchasaurus tumbling outside with a double dropkick.
Orange Cassidy crushed Fenix with a spinning DDT! Luchasaurus entered the ring and took out both Cassidy and Rey Fenix with a double shoulder tackle.
Luchasaurus plowed into Orange and Rey Fenix with a clothesline! Luchasaurus was dismantling his opponents. Cassidy came back with the Orange Punch, wiping out Luchasaurus.
Luchasaurus chokeslammed Rey Fenix through the timekeeper’s table! Luchasaurus leveled Orange with a pump kick! Luchasaurus headbutted Orange on the ramp! Jungle Boy ran through the tunnel and waffled Luchasaurus with a steel chair! Jungle Boy Jack Perry threw his body at Luchasaurus and knocked him off the stage and threw tables below!
“The Bastard” PAC ran to the ring and handed a ring bell hammer to Rey Fenix. But Rey wanted no part of it and he tossed it back to PAC.
Back in the ring, Orange hit Rey with the Orange Punch and pinned him. Immediately after the bell, PAC jumped into the ring and attacked Orange Cassidy.
Shibata, Rocky Romero, and Best Friends came to the ring and PAC retreated!
“The crowd here in Baltimore is in disbelief and so is PAC,” said Excalibur.
Shibata signed a contract and will be facing Orange this Friday on RAMPAGE!
TBS Championship Match!
Jade Cargill (c.) (with Leila Grey) vs. “The Problem” Marina Shafir!
Nyla Rose and Vickie Guerrero came out on the ramp, doing live commentary over the house microphone, to distract Jade.
Marina tried for a knee bar but Jade up kicked and then followed that with a pump kick. Cargill planted Marina with the Jaded and pinned her.
ROH World TV Championship Match!
Samoa Joe (c.) vs. “The Machine” Brian Cage (with The Embassy’s Prince Nana)!
Cage dared Samoa Joe to charge at him. Joe accepted and Cage didn’t budge. Samoa Joe tried again and steamrolled Brian Cage!
Samoa Joe jabbed at Brian Cage. Joe used a snap mare and then a big elbow drop on Brian Cage.
Prince Nana distracted Samoa Joe and Cage took advantage of the distraction. Cage kicked Samoa Joe in the midsection. Brian Cage took the champ off his feet with a clothesline.
Brian Cage sent Samoa Joe flying with a German Suplex, with Joe landing hard on his shoulder. Brian Cage did a flip over the top rope and crashed down onto Joe outside the ring!
Samoa Joe got to his feet and hit Cage with heavy chops and then a Manhattan Drop. Joe sat out with a senton for a near fall. Samoa Joe powerslammed Cage for a two-count. Out of nowhere Cage gained the upper hand, jumping off the top rope and splashing onto Samoa Joe for a near fall.
Brian Cage spiked Samoa Joe with a pump handle slam for a near fall. Cage smashed Samoa Joe with the discus lariat! Samoa Joe locked Brian Cage in a sleeper and forced Brian Cage to tap out!
The Gates of Agony and the other members of the Embassy jumped into the ring and attacked Samoa Joe!
TNT Champion Wardlow came down to the ring and chased off the Embassy, retreating when faced with the prospect of facing Wardlow.
Powerhouse Hobbs ambushed Wardlow from behind, planting him with a spinebuster! Hobbs held up the TNT Championship!
“What a statement made tonight by Hobbs,” said Excalibur.
Catch AEW DYNAMITE on TBS next Wednesday live at 8/7ct from the Agganis Arena in Boston, MA!
This Friday tune in to RAMPAGE live on TNT at 10pm ET from the Jim Whelan Boardwalk Hall in Atlantic City, NJ!
And remember…the home of professional wrestling is All Elite Wrestling!
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